less than three

my incredibly awkward and beautiful life :]

gonnahavealittlefun asked: That Toothless drawing just makes me think of him as one of those little supermarket rocket ships you put a quarter in and it rocks back and forth and makes loud noises. " DEPOSIT FISH NOW FOR ROMANTIC FLIGHT"

jackthevulture:

"Hes not usually like this"

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

dangerhamster:

Homer and Lisa’s relationship is one of my favourite things ever. He spent this entire episode trying to convince Lisa that she was beautiful, and he insisted to Marge that he wasn’t just saying it as a father, he genuinely believed that Lisa was the most beautiful girl in the world. Not to mention the fact that this episode ripped the shit out of the idea of child beauty pageants and how the self esteem of girl’s is diminished in general.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via raisingbabys)

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

SOURCE

(via motherof-kittens)

miss-love:

blueskysandfatthighs:

michellewebb:

nicotine-and-m16s:

nubbsgalore:

honduran white tent bats roosting under a heliconia leaf, which they sever down the length of its midrib to create a ‘tent’ that provides a waterproof shelter and protection from potential predators. 

Did you mean, “Adorable cotton fluffs with eyes?”

*screaming*

I need 30

LOOK AT THESE FLUFFS
LOOK AT THEM

kidsraisingkids:

We took a nice 5 mile hike to the rainbow falls this morning and I carried her on my back :)

kidsraisingkids:

We took a nice 5 mile hike to the rainbow falls this morning and I carried her on my back :)

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

—Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via gaamagi)

(Source: aumoe, via aeducanswag)