I like playful relationships. I’ll call you a dumbass and a loser cause saying ‘babe’ all the time gets old. I’ll bite you. I’ll laugh at you. I’ll push your buttons just to see you get mad cause it’s cute. I’ll hit you playfully.. I’ll hold you from behind. I’ll make stupid faces with you. We’ll do stupid things.
Set your alarm for 6am. Don't groan when it goes off and pull the covers over your head, get up and start your day. Put on a baggy top and running shorts. Go downstairs and pour yourself a nice big glass of ice water. Cut up some fruit and mix it in with yogurt. Add some granola. Now go outside. Stretch for 10 minutes. Skip for 5 minutes. Jog for 10 minutes. Run for 10 minutes. Walk back. Lay out a towel on the ground and lie down on it. Do 50 crunches. Yes, they hurt, but they are 100% worth it. When you're done, get in the shower. Use a nice smelling shampoo and matching conditioner. Shave your legs and wash your body. Exfoliate your face. Get out of the shower and let your hair air dry. Look in the mirror. Do you like what you see? If you do, good for you. Do this every day and you will continue to love yourself. If you don't like what you see, do this every day and pretty soon you will. Being lazy might feel good at the time, but being active feels better in the long run. How badly do you want it?
me:*telling a funny joke/story (which i know is funny because it's made people laugh before) to my classmate(s)
classmate(s):...okay...*proceeds in looking at me like i'm the biggest weird-o alive*
me:*thinking, "really? really?? this is what i get for trying to make friends and step out of my comfort zone be actually talking to you? obviously you have no sense of humor and this conversation was a waste of my time." thus mentally putting them in the "people with no sense of humor" list in my mind.* ...jan would've thought it was funny...