Your ex texted you and wanted you back. Would you take him/her back?
HELLZ TO THE NO
Has anyone told you “forever and ever” then left?
yes but he came back :]
Your relationship status?
in a relationship <3
Have you ever lost a close friend? yep. sometimes they just choose to lose me :p
Do you smoke weed regularly? no sirrr
Think back to the beginning of 2011. Are you still dating the same person?
I was single but i’m still with the same guy i’ve been dating for 5 years
Would you parents be mad if you were in a relationship? nooo i don’t think so since i’m in one now…and both of our parents kinda expect us to get married lol
Something is wrong. First guy you turn too?
my boyfriend aj c[:
First girl you’d turn to?
probably jan or rochelle
Is there anyone who doesn’t like you because of something you did? hahhahahahhahaha yea but fuck them. >:P
Angry at anyone? yes, but it’s energy wasted which is a shame really
What’s stopping you from going for the person you like? Nothinggg…i’m already going out with him…hahaha
When was the last time you cried really hard? o gosh… when i first watch harry potter and the deathly hallows pt 2. but it was kinda muffled since i was in a crowded movie theatre
Do you like Red Bull? no thank you. i don’t really like energy drinks :P
How many people can you tell just about everything to?
everything: a few
absolutely everything: can count them on one hand
Have you ever wished on a shooting star? Yes!
Does the last person you held hands with mean something to you? Yes, he means a lot to me. Describe yourself in one word. rosslyn c[: Do you have anything that belongs to your ex? i have several things actually but it’s all tied in a shoe box in my garage Ever cheated on someone? No Do you think your last ex will eventually want to be with you again? AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA omg noooooooo Has anyone ever called you scrumptious before? uhh maybe if i were a cupcake? Do you have a best friend that knows you inside and out? yea. my boyfriend pretty much does :] Is your best friend a slut? Lol o yeaaaa, i run with hoes Are you still in love with your ex? No ma’am! Have you ever been the “other person” in a relationship? no
Have you ever had your heart broken? Of course!
Have you ever broken someone’s heart? yea, once
Where is your best friend? most of them are in bed and one of them is chatting with me on facebook :]
How is your heart lately? a bit wounded like my ego but all in all, i’m good and it’s full of love like it was meant to be :] <3
ugh lookit me, i’m in a baaand. ugh lookit meee it hurts to sing but i do it anyways
FUCK YOU! THINKING YOU’RE THE SHIT
ugh, i’m so fucking chillll bro
PANDEJO PLEASE!! i see you bitchin about not being invited to my birthday cuz you think we is suuuuuuch good friends.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SURFING
i give ZERO fucks about how you think surfing is so much better than skateboarding so you know what? YOU CAN GO SUCK A FUCK
FUCK YOU! I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL AND EVEN REMOTELY WORTHY OF MY TIME!!
o, i’m such a good friend. i always text back. FUCKING LIESSSS
FUCK YOU THINKING YOU’RE SO GODDAM POLITE.
i don’t use curse words, blah blah blah blah but i’ll still rag on your ass because i’m ”honest”
well you’re HONESTLY a degenerate little bastard who has TOTAL disregard for nice girls like me, thinks he’s the mother fucking gift to the whole goddam world, have no fuckin manners, pretends to be so effing modest and i’m just like, “are you freaking kidding me??”
"you should go clone yourself so you can go fuck yourself!"
cuz really, i wish you’d go take that fucking ipod, soccer ball and surf board of yours, bend over and shove it all up your pretentious, presumptuous, “i love mexican food, indie music, manchester united” ass and i hope it allll comes back out that loud mouth over sensitive fuck hole that you call your mouth.
fuck! out of all the stupid, rude, mofreakin a holes that i’ve met in my life, you sir, take the whole damn cake.
like, GOD! you don’t even know what touche means! or kudos! or what it means when you “humor people”.
READ A GOD DAMN BOOK!!
and to think that i’d ever fathom talking to you again in the hopes of becoming real friends, it just, it just fucking blows my mind now.
"the day i need a friend like you i’ll just have myself a little squat and shit one out"
but you know what? thank GOD that our “friendship” never went longer that it did because honestly, the longer i that i would’ve stayed, i probably would’ve ended up a miserable little fuck and not realize how GREAT i have it without you and your inconsiderate, hoity toity, “i’m sooooo fucking cool” attitude.
so you can go ride in another hot air balloon with your “buddies”, have them suck your dick, watch another soccer game and fuck yourself whilst listening to your australian indie music.
i wash my hands of you
i brush you off my shoulders like the pile of dirt that you are.
and you can just forget me taking the high road from now on since obviously you’re too much of a diva to accept my best will wishes even though this all didn’t end well.
GOD, grow a brain stem you degenerate little weasel
Dear whoever is reading this, I understand how rough things are right now. I just want to let you know that things will get better, I promise. Keep holding on just a little bit longer. I know you feel like nobody really cares. You're wrong, stop denying it. I care, otherwise I wouldn't be reblogging this. You're not alone, we may be miles away but we're all going through the same things. Please keep holding on.
So, I’ve been noticing a lot of people, even in San Diego, have a hard time understanding the colloquialisms the Skyline/Paradise Hills areas have created. I mean, it’s not that hard to understand one you notice a few patterns. Some of these would be changing words that start with C’s to B’s, or random words that start with Y’s. Maybe this post will help the comprehension of the everyday sentences I hear in this neighborhood. Compiled with the help of @dexter-1v
Bambies - The Police
Berious - Serious with a B.
Bick - Sick with a B, or kick (like kick it) with a B
Oh that’s bick!
When we finna bick it nigga?!
Blah/Bluh - Blood, as in the Blood Gang. It’s used a lot like the word “dude” nowadays.
Boo - Cool.
Oh it’s boo nigga, don’t trip.
Bop - A teeny bopper. Basically the new way of saying “Tippy,” but in a unisex form.
One can always find bops in their natural habitat, Plaza Bonita!
Brack (verb) - Crack with a B; To hit something/someone
I’m about to brack that dude in the head with a watermelon
Brackin’ (adj.) - To be appealing; used with human senses.
This burrito is brackin’
That ass is brackin’
That’s a hella brackin’ smell
Her voice is brackin’
These shoes feel sooo brackin’
Bracks - Almost exactly like Brackin’, used in a similar manner.
Yo mama’s spaghetti bracks doe!
Brazy - Crazy with a B.
Brazed (adj) - To be brazy.
Brucial - Crucial with a B. Used in the most nonsensical way that I don’t understand.
He did that nigga brucial
That shit was so brucial
Burnt - Lame, or extremely messed up.
Burnt, no invite!
You’re fuckin’ burnt dude. Don’t talk about the homie that that.
Buttery (adj) - Originated by skateboarders. To be smooth, cool, or stylish.
Doe - Though
Dust - To be dirty, or unpleasant.
That dude’s dust! He’s wearing the same clothes as yesterday!
Finna - Gonna
Getting off - This one is difficult. It’s usually said when someone is doing exceptionally well on a certain task. Basically saying someone is bick at what they do. Almost like bragging rights.
The homie Karl gets off on the football field
I’m getting off in this round of COD biiitch~
Giggin - To dance real good, in reference to wangin’.
Gump - Do I really have to describe this? It’s vague, but it defines a goofy person. Not in a comedic way though. Maybe even awkward to watch or observe. Adj.: Gumpy
Dude that guy walks hella gumpy.
Smash - To swack.
Swack - This one’s OG, meaning to have sexual intercourse.
Thrax - Thrax was the villain in Osmosis Jones, and also the term for fatal marijuana. It means badass, or merciless.
I GO THRAX AND RUTHLESS ALL DAY
Wangies - Swangies.
Wangin’ - to swang.
Yunction - A bacchanal. Look it up. AKA fuction with a Y.
Yabbies (noun) - Jabbies with a Y. See below.
Yabbin’ - Jabbin’ with a Y. To chop it up. AKA the ‘talking stage,’ or maybe even the period before that.
He’s hella yabbin’ at that girl he just met.
Yupyakin - See yabbin’. Cupcakin with Y’s.
Feel free to add on! I’m sure there’s a bit more. Dexter and I tried to get the gist of it. Enjoy & have fun learning!
THERE IT IS.
not gonna lie, i spoke like in high school….and i still kinda do now lol